The Worst Songs I Have Ever Heard

Welcome to the archive of the Worst Songs I Have Ever Heard! Here, you’ll find the ever-growing list of the absolute worst songs I have encountered in my lifetime. Click on a link and you’ll be magically whisked away to a place where you’ll learn, in excruciating detail, exactly what the fuck is wrong with these songs and the cultural miscreants who made them.

1. John Mayer, “Waiting On the World to Change”

2. Kid Rock, “Amen”

3. Dave Matthews Band, “All Along the Watchtower”

4.George Thorogood, “Bad to the Bone”

5. Aerosmith, “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”

6. Bon Jovi, “You Give Love a Bad Name”

7. The Police, “Every Breath You Take” 

8. Billy Ray Cyrus, “Achy Breaky Heart” 

9. Miley Cyrus, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (Nirvana cover. Yes, she did.)  

10. My Chemical Romance, “Desolation Row” (Bob Dylan cover) 

11. Bryan Adams, “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” 

12. Peter Cetera, “Glory of Love” 

13. Some Fucking TV Show, “My Best Friend’s Brother” 

14 thoughts on “The Worst Songs I Have Ever Heard

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  5. You saying a lot of old song are stupid why don’t you say some new songs are stupid

  6. Why don’t you say some new songs are stupid instead of old ones

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  8. Wow lots of hate.

  9. The all time cheese tune award (imo) is a toss up between Macarina & Gangnam Style.

  10. Im dumber for even having looked at your page. “…he has always been in a band that writes bad songs that are broken up by his banal, noodly/tappy solos”. According to the Recording Industry Association of America, Van Halen is the 19th best-selling band/artist in United States history, with sales of over 56 million albums in the U.S. and over 86 million albums worldwide. Van Halen is one of only five rock bands that have had two albums sell more than 10 million copies in the U.S. Additionally, Van Halen has had the most #1 hits in the history of Billboard’s Mainstream Rock chart. And you’re just some dummy with keyboard and enough money to pay for broadband.

    • I’m sorry you think my page made you dumber, but I would suggest it’s pretty fucking dumb to think that I have to like some shitty band just because they’ve sold a lot of records. Musical taste is subjective, Dingus Khan. And Van Halen fucking blows.

  11. My list:

    1. Anything by “Kid Rock”: Nicole Ritchie’s face on a white trash retard with thinning hair and no talent.

    2. See #1

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  13. You forgot to list anything that you’ve ever written.

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