Look, I’m not gonna review a Metallica album on this site because Metallica… well, they fucking suck. Do you hear me, Metallica? You guys cannot even play. You suck so bad that future generations will think you’re a joke band like Spinal Tap. Seriously, fuck you guys.
Apparently, Metallica, whose disdain for any fans they have left is palpable, invited bloggers to a listening party and then got their metallic panties all in a bunch when a blogger (gasp!) blogged about the album. Apparently, said blogger was high because they said something about the album being a “return to form.” I’m guessing the blogger (from a Brit blog called Quietus) was not thinking of the form of a “steaming monkey turd,” but we may never know because Douche-tallica raised a stink and got the dude’s blog taken down.