The Worst Songs I Have Ever Heard

Welcome to the archive of the Worst Songs I Have Ever Heard! Here, you’ll find the ever-growing list of the absolute worst songs I have encountered in my lifetime. Click on a link and you’ll be magically whisked away to a place where you’ll learn, in excruciating detail, exactly what the fuck is wrong with these songs and the cultural miscreants who made them.

1. John Mayer, “Waiting On the World to Change”

2. Kid Rock, “Amen”

3. Dave Matthews Band, “All Along the Watchtower”

4.George Thorogood, “Bad to the Bone”

5. Aerosmith, “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”

6. Bon Jovi, “You Give Love a Bad Name”

7. The Police, “Every Breath You Take” 

8. Billy Ray Cyrus, “Achy Breaky Heart” 

9. Miley Cyrus, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” (Nirvana cover. Yes, she did.)  

10. My Chemical Romance, “Desolation Row” (Bob Dylan cover) 

11. Bryan Adams, “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” 

12. Peter Cetera, “Glory of Love” 

13. Some Fucking TV Show, “My Best Friend’s Brother” 

  1. #1 by Ashley on February 1, 2012 - 3:58 PM

    You saying a lot of old song are stupid why don’t you say some new songs are stupid

  2. #2 by Ashley on February 1, 2012 - 4:00 PM

    Why don’t you say some new songs are stupid instead of old ones

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