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Posted by Chorpenning in 1234 I Declare Music War, Ambitious Douchebaggery, Boner for Billy Corgan, Definitely Frat Rock (or RAWK!), Die In A Fire, Help Save the Youth of America, I Fucking Hate This Band, Lars Ulrich is a Shitty Drummer, Let Fury Have the Hour, Motherfucking Bullshit Emo, My Apologies to the Shit Sandwich, People Got A Lotta Nerve, Pretension Unbound, Shit Sandwich, Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up, Some Kind Of Monster, Vitriol, You Will Pay for This on February 21, 2009
Is nothing fucking sacred anymore?
I just found out that My Chemical Romance covered Bob Dylan’s “Desolation Row” for the Watchmen soundtrack. I just watched the fucking video on YouTube. The whole thing. Guess I’m lucky they didn’t cover all 11 minutes of it. But still, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
Fuck you, My Chemical Romance. Fuck you in the face.
My Chemical Romance’s latest crime against music came at the expense of my favorite Bob Dylan tune. Such an atrocity can only be interpreted as an act of war and I shall respond in kind.
This aggression will not stand, Dude.
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