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Bollocks! Contest = Massive Failure.
Posted by Chorpenning in Blows to My Self-Esteem, Lars Ulrich is a Shitty Drummer on July 7, 2009
My hastily thrown-together contest resulted in fuckall. No submissions at deadline, no winners.
Somehow, I blame Billy Corgan.
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